Prague
'Which one of you is the stripper?'
This was another holiday from 2016. I had been approached to be a rally girl for a local young racer i knew the father of. I've always been into cars and racing, that was my sort of tomboy hobby growing up. And being a model really does open doors for you. So i agreed but on one condition. I was able to take my best friend as i didn't feel comfortable travelling on my own and staying in hotels alone ect. They agreed ofcourse, after me persuading them she was also a 'model' and really fun to be around. I gave S a call and it was time to pack! What do you even pack? I'd never been to Prague before, and certainly hadn't been a rally girl. All's i had been told was it was going to be hot, we would be travelling a lot and t-shirts would be provided! So stupid me packed but forgot to pack flat shoes. I always looked up to those women who were always in heels day in, day out. This is not in any way something to look up to.
We arrived at the airport, the usual check in, security frisks because i look suspicious, and straight to the bar! Once again almost missing our flight because we were too busy swigging pints and taking snapchats! We arrive and there is a guy waiting with a sign saying 'Scouse girls'. Either he hadn't been told my name or this was what they called banter. It was for us anyway. To be fair I've never had anybody wait with a sign for me in the airport so i felt sort of privileged! We got pictures with the sign and the driver excited anyway. This was the beginning of another crazy adventure. We were dropped at a modern 2 story apartment where we met the rally drivers. Checked in, showered and got ready we head out to explore Prague. Left on our own we began touring around. Stopped at an Italian for a bite to eat and a bottle of white. Now we knew we had to be up early to be at the track but it's our first night on 'holiday' so we had to have a little fun! With our stomachs full of carbonara and drowned with wine, we follow the music to find a Coyote Bar. It wasn't what i thought it would be but hey'ho it served gin so we were happy. It was getting quite late and we were not prepared to go home yet, so we enter the town square to ask for more directions to clubs. Now being with my best friend, the type of club we wanted next was a strippers. There is nothing i love more than being in a strippers/ lap dancing bar! That involves me getting dances myself! So we were guided to a club and along came all the naked girls. HEAVEN! Now at this point we are so drunk and dancing ourselves. We were placed on a table right at the edge of the stage and there was a pole right in front of us, like arms length! The girls start performing and im sticking money in her knickers! I'm feeling ontop of the world right now! Next, this tattooed lady comes on stage. Does her routine, strips off, and next minute starts performing sex acts on herself! Now even i was taken back. I've never seen a woman sit infront of me, open her legs and start fingering herself on stage!! So we down our drinks and end up buying a dance from the girls who where hovering around and they take us to a VIP section, which was a round bed with curtains around it. This girl is dancing, stripping, grinding all over and it's making me want to join in. And me being me.. I do! My dress comes off and I'm in my thong dancing with this girl on what i can only call a 70's porn bed? Why i just don't become a stripper full time I'll never know because i love it really, well after a drink anyway! But it's time to go home, as much fun as we are having, she only wants my money.. now i know how guys feel lol!
Waking up feeling abit rough, we had the day to ourselves but had to checkout as we were booked in two separate hotels the next one was for two nights. I'm not entirely sure why this was but we didn't pay so there was no reason to complain. We head to the city centre with our mini suitcases and go for an explore. Not recognising anything from the night before because we were both a mess! It is such a cute city! And it was boiling jesus! And i only had wedges with me as my sensible shoes so my feet where killing me! Not good having sore feet, a hangover and have to drag suitcases around! We stop for lunch and a pint - hair of the dog - but we have to get ready to go to the pit stops and set up. A car had been sorted for us and S was driving because i don't have a licence. So we went to meet up with the rally drivers and risking our lives we drove to the next stop following them. Checking into hotel 2, it was another modern apartment. Another cute one with a spa but we were unable to use. We had a chill for the afternoon then got ready as we had to be at the pit stop at a certain time. Went for food and got the stops and head to our tent. We were handed our t-shirts to wear and told to basically stand there and look good. Easy work. All the cars were driving in and the crowds where all taking pictures. Some of them sounded crazy with their exhausts! This night was pretty easy work, free beer and food at the stalls for us too! I managed to fall over at one point too because there was a speed bump on the floor and i didn't see it! Some things will never change no matter where i am lol! This night was to show off the cars and make sure they were all ready for the big race tomorrow. We head back to our hotel as it was an early start!
8:30am and its time to get ready! We drive to the track which was a nightmare! We done a lot of off -roading ourselves! I clung onto my seatbelt for dear life! The race was amazing, this time i wasn't in the car like Nurburg but i still loved watching it! Our boy won!! Our tent was full of crowds cheering and taking pictures. I swear i must have been on so many pictures people had taken. We stop for food and beer amongst the crowd and I'm not joking these where the biggest sausages we had ever seen! Like two hotdog buns long! Totally enjoyable! Shattered with the sorest of sore feet, we head back to our hotel to get ready for our final night. This was definitely going to be a chilled one! But we had to go out as all the cars drive around the streets as a finale. We head for the streets and meet up with the rally crew. They all come flying past and it's becoming hard to see which numbers are on the cars! So just cheering any car passing seemed the appropriate answer! Finally getting a bite to eat and finding a club open we stop for our final beers then head back the hotel.
It was a good holiday all in all, but very tiring and my feet had never had so many blisters! My passion for cars still remains at a high and I'm glad i got to experience being a rally girl. But my overall favourite part was the strippers! No matter where you take me, i will always be the party girl at heart!
This was another holiday from 2016. I had been approached to be a rally girl for a local young racer i knew the father of. I've always been into cars and racing, that was my sort of tomboy hobby growing up. And being a model really does open doors for you. So i agreed but on one condition. I was able to take my best friend as i didn't feel comfortable travelling on my own and staying in hotels alone ect. They agreed ofcourse, after me persuading them she was also a 'model' and really fun to be around. I gave S a call and it was time to pack! What do you even pack? I'd never been to Prague before, and certainly hadn't been a rally girl. All's i had been told was it was going to be hot, we would be travelling a lot and t-shirts would be provided! So stupid me packed but forgot to pack flat shoes. I always looked up to those women who were always in heels day in, day out. This is not in any way something to look up to.
We arrived at the airport, the usual check in, security frisks because i look suspicious, and straight to the bar! Once again almost missing our flight because we were too busy swigging pints and taking snapchats! We arrive and there is a guy waiting with a sign saying 'Scouse girls'. Either he hadn't been told my name or this was what they called banter. It was for us anyway. To be fair I've never had anybody wait with a sign for me in the airport so i felt sort of privileged! We got pictures with the sign and the driver excited anyway. This was the beginning of another crazy adventure. We were dropped at a modern 2 story apartment where we met the rally drivers. Checked in, showered and got ready we head out to explore Prague. Left on our own we began touring around. Stopped at an Italian for a bite to eat and a bottle of white. Now we knew we had to be up early to be at the track but it's our first night on 'holiday' so we had to have a little fun! With our stomachs full of carbonara and drowned with wine, we follow the music to find a Coyote Bar. It wasn't what i thought it would be but hey'ho it served gin so we were happy. It was getting quite late and we were not prepared to go home yet, so we enter the town square to ask for more directions to clubs. Now being with my best friend, the type of club we wanted next was a strippers. There is nothing i love more than being in a strippers/ lap dancing bar! That involves me getting dances myself! So we were guided to a club and along came all the naked girls. HEAVEN! Now at this point we are so drunk and dancing ourselves. We were placed on a table right at the edge of the stage and there was a pole right in front of us, like arms length! The girls start performing and im sticking money in her knickers! I'm feeling ontop of the world right now! Next, this tattooed lady comes on stage. Does her routine, strips off, and next minute starts performing sex acts on herself! Now even i was taken back. I've never seen a woman sit infront of me, open her legs and start fingering herself on stage!! So we down our drinks and end up buying a dance from the girls who where hovering around and they take us to a VIP section, which was a round bed with curtains around it. This girl is dancing, stripping, grinding all over and it's making me want to join in. And me being me.. I do! My dress comes off and I'm in my thong dancing with this girl on what i can only call a 70's porn bed? Why i just don't become a stripper full time I'll never know because i love it really, well after a drink anyway! But it's time to go home, as much fun as we are having, she only wants my money.. now i know how guys feel lol!
Waking up feeling abit rough, we had the day to ourselves but had to checkout as we were booked in two separate hotels the next one was for two nights. I'm not entirely sure why this was but we didn't pay so there was no reason to complain. We head to the city centre with our mini suitcases and go for an explore. Not recognising anything from the night before because we were both a mess! It is such a cute city! And it was boiling jesus! And i only had wedges with me as my sensible shoes so my feet where killing me! Not good having sore feet, a hangover and have to drag suitcases around! We stop for lunch and a pint - hair of the dog - but we have to get ready to go to the pit stops and set up. A car had been sorted for us and S was driving because i don't have a licence. So we went to meet up with the rally drivers and risking our lives we drove to the next stop following them. Checking into hotel 2, it was another modern apartment. Another cute one with a spa but we were unable to use. We had a chill for the afternoon then got ready as we had to be at the pit stop at a certain time. Went for food and got the stops and head to our tent. We were handed our t-shirts to wear and told to basically stand there and look good. Easy work. All the cars were driving in and the crowds where all taking pictures. Some of them sounded crazy with their exhausts! This night was pretty easy work, free beer and food at the stalls for us too! I managed to fall over at one point too because there was a speed bump on the floor and i didn't see it! Some things will never change no matter where i am lol! This night was to show off the cars and make sure they were all ready for the big race tomorrow. We head back to our hotel as it was an early start!
8:30am and its time to get ready! We drive to the track which was a nightmare! We done a lot of off -roading ourselves! I clung onto my seatbelt for dear life! The race was amazing, this time i wasn't in the car like Nurburg but i still loved watching it! Our boy won!! Our tent was full of crowds cheering and taking pictures. I swear i must have been on so many pictures people had taken. We stop for food and beer amongst the crowd and I'm not joking these where the biggest sausages we had ever seen! Like two hotdog buns long! Totally enjoyable! Shattered with the sorest of sore feet, we head back to our hotel to get ready for our final night. This was definitely going to be a chilled one! But we had to go out as all the cars drive around the streets as a finale. We head for the streets and meet up with the rally crew. They all come flying past and it's becoming hard to see which numbers are on the cars! So just cheering any car passing seemed the appropriate answer! Finally getting a bite to eat and finding a club open we stop for our final beers then head back the hotel.
It was a good holiday all in all, but very tiring and my feet had never had so many blisters! My passion for cars still remains at a high and I'm glad i got to experience being a rally girl. But my overall favourite part was the strippers! No matter where you take me, i will always be the party girl at heart!
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