Sloth Life
I have decided it's time to get my fat lazy arse into shape. I have this really bad problem throughout summer where, if it's sunny, it most definitely means only alcohol can enter my system. Alcohol for me during summer is strictly beer. Like is there anything better than being in a beer garden with an ice cold pint and the sun shining? It's funny the reactions I get drinking pints too. Like why is it not the norm for a 'blonde bimbo' to sit there drinking pints and not wine? I probably make it worse for myself because I drink EVERYTHING through a straw. It's such a bad habit but it's a trick I picked up through working in dentistry to keep your teeth sparkling white. Any drink will miss the outside of your teeth and avoid staining. Not much beer but wine, coffee ect.
You can steal that logic if you like...
So yeah, I am on a new fitness mission to get my body back, but doing this without stepping foot in a gym. Sounds stupid right? But it is possible. I have this self made workout routine which is around 10 minutes I do at home like 3 days a week and I swear it has gave me a better body than when I did actually go the gym (all those years ago). As you know, I work online unless I have photoshoots or working for my mums business, so I'm sitting on my arse all day preferably eating monster munch and drinking coffee. So I like to give myself the reputation of a 'Sloth'. I like being lazy and earning money in a minimal way, I admit it. I have more feelings for my bed than any previous ex I've met. When I yawn and it makes my eyes water, that's me secretly crying for my bed.
I watch people get up for work at like 6am (well not watch I'm definitely still sleeping) and how depressed they are working dead end jobs. I prefer being your own boss, your own motivation to make money. Mine is more easier than most because it's mainly 'pervy' men who give me my monthly income. GOD BLESS MY TITS AND ARSE. All's I have to do is keep my fan page updated and that's it. That pays all my bills and a good lump sum to live on alone.
I'll add a picture of my current progress of searching for abs but you can find the 'real uncensored' version on my Fan Page ...
So basically my whole rant today is about praising the sloth life, doing minimal, not wanting to be a fat shit anymore and now I feel like going to pub.
You can steal that logic if you like...
So yeah, I am on a new fitness mission to get my body back, but doing this without stepping foot in a gym. Sounds stupid right? But it is possible. I have this self made workout routine which is around 10 minutes I do at home like 3 days a week and I swear it has gave me a better body than when I did actually go the gym (all those years ago). As you know, I work online unless I have photoshoots or working for my mums business, so I'm sitting on my arse all day preferably eating monster munch and drinking coffee. So I like to give myself the reputation of a 'Sloth'. I like being lazy and earning money in a minimal way, I admit it. I have more feelings for my bed than any previous ex I've met. When I yawn and it makes my eyes water, that's me secretly crying for my bed.
I watch people get up for work at like 6am (well not watch I'm definitely still sleeping) and how depressed they are working dead end jobs. I prefer being your own boss, your own motivation to make money. Mine is more easier than most because it's mainly 'pervy' men who give me my monthly income. GOD BLESS MY TITS AND ARSE. All's I have to do is keep my fan page updated and that's it. That pays all my bills and a good lump sum to live on alone.
I'll add a picture of my current progress of searching for abs but you can find the 'real uncensored' version on my Fan Page ...
So basically my whole rant today is about praising the sloth life, doing minimal, not wanting to be a fat shit anymore and now I feel like going to pub.
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